Tis I, the missing person.

Hello!!!

I know, I know, Where in the world have you been?!

I took a writing break because I just felt like I needed time away from the computer so much. Work was boring as hell lately so not only was I logging in my 8 hours on the computer at work I was logging in some extra time at home. I just couldn't stand it. I felt like such a couch potato...well more like the grime that you find under the couch cushions...except no money falls out of my butt cheeks.

Did everyone have a good holiday? I sure did! Boyfriend ended up splashing both his boats in the water and we had a blast crabbing and hanging out at the dock. We had the best view of the Everett Fireworks show. Gauge spent Saturday being a boat Bulldoggy....he even swam with his little yellow life vest on! I totally suck because I took no pictures at all over the weekend! I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me. Now I really wish I would have been more motivated. Too late now! We ate a ton of Dungeness crab on Friday & Saturday night...so delish!

Guess what? My house is still on the damn market. It was supposed to be shown last night, however the people never showed up...talk about a let down. I'm still keeping all body parts crossed that it sells by the end of the year.

Today has been crazy at work...today is what I would call a Coke Day for sure...see-

I gave up soda a year ago & switched to Ice Tea. That helped me shed a lot of weight. But every once in awhile...a weak ass ice tea just doesn't cut it.

Oh yeah so that wedding that I'm in is almost here...(never fucking again) the other day the MoH and I went to go get fitted and the seamstress says to me as she's fitting the halter, "Oh you're a little heavy on top." I look at her like seriously? I'm sorry you were given two fried eggs but I don't feel the need to comment out loud. The funny thing is, I've lost some of my boobs! She should have seen them five months ago, when they were bigger! So now my (hooker) bridesmaid dress will be ready soon. Next week is the bachelorette party in Seattle...I'm not one for bachelorette parties...but since I'm in the bridal party I feel obligated to go. So I go. I will take pictures for sure...(tee hee--might even post a few evil roar)

I know one thing is for sure...there is a yard full of tall grass waiting for me when I get home...its the torture that never ends for me. The joys of being a home owner...I can't wait to live on a boat or in a condo...where I can watch sexy guys or fat guys mow my yard for me. Now there's a pretty picture!